Dear Boys, pt 2

Dear only boy over 23 in my ward,

It is NOT THAT HARD to work the fact that you have a girlfriend into our conversations. ESPECIALLY when you're introducing me to her. And ESPECIALLY when she's come all the way from Utah to middle of nowhere Portales to see you. Also, it'd be nice if you'd hold her hand.

If you were my boyfriend (which you'll never be), I would be so mad at you right now.

Love,

Boys ought to just wear a sign.

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Dear Truck Driver Boy,

I'm sorry. but from the moment I met you, I friend zoned you. I couldn't help it. It's just never gonna happen.

Love (in a friendly sort of way...)

Emily

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Dear 20 year old boy,

It's too bad you're only 20, or it's too bad I'm older than that, because if you were say... 24, I would totally date you.

Love (let's be friends),

Not a cougar.

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Dear Boy who broke my heart two years ago,

Good thing we didn't get married... I'm a Zimmerman, and I can't have babies that aren't adorable... and I'm a jerk, but your baby just isn't that cute.

Yup- I'm a jerk.

Love,

Bullet Dodged