I'm just feeling sorry for myself. I think I deserve that for a few days, ok?
I mean... Seriously? This is MY life? Who does this crap happen to?
Whose boyfriend goes to Boy Scout Camp and meets another girl? Seriously?
Except he tells you that he can't commit. What he meant was he can't commit to you.
Who goes to get a blessing and gets felt up? Yes, it's true, really.
What kind of boy tells a girl she's his other half, and less than a month later is dating someone else?
I just don't understand.
Pardon my pity party.
I believe that your recent love life experiences could be found in any of the following places...
ReplyDelete1) A bad soap opera, but maybe add an illigitimate child somewhere popping up unexpectibly, and know that you will find happiness with a wonderful, sensitive man...but then you will lose him...but it will take a really long time to do any of that!
2) A Harlequin Romance, which means your story isn't over and you will have a happy ending
or
3) A reality show...
In anycase, pretty amazing. I hope you've written this down in your journal because it is one heck of a story that is pretty hard to believe if it hadn't actually happened!
Laugh...it is about all you can do, even if it is hysterical laughter!
can I use your life as the basis of a character in a book I'll one day write? AND, if you need to make brownies tomorrow, let me know. OR, you could come play games with me tomorrow night...either way let me know!
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