John Wayne Ropin' Cowboy

Once upon a time my sister and I were watching American Idol, snuggling on her bed. It was the auditions, and we honestly began watching it because we wanted to see all of the bad singers. And we were not disappointed. Unfortunately, we also got a little bit hooked on the show. Mostly it was this face that did it for me:

And he sings too... 

His name is John Wayne. For real... (Ok it's John Wayne Schultz). You tell me that that strong jawed man whose job is listed as "Cowboy" and whose parents are the cutest couple you've ever seen. The dad is a humble cowboy type, and his mom was the one who wanted him to go on American Idol, and he loves his mom. Cute right. So it's nice and sweet right? So I rooted for him... don't worry, he's still in the runnings! 

How could this story get any better, you ask.

Today I was sitting in my class with my sister R, and she mentions, casually of course, that someone she knew, knew someone who was mission companions with him! Do you realize what that means?!?!?!?!

Wait for the correct answer:

The Answer

That's right!! He's a Mormon!

All my wildest dreams have come true.