Statistics

I just read a statistic that said that January has the most break-ups out of all the months of the year. It got me to thinking, if January has the most break-ups, that must mean, logically, that there are more single guys running around in February than any other month. (Probably because they broke up with their girlfriends to avoid buying them Valentines Day presents...)

Anyway, maybe it's looking up for me.

Although, 87% of statistics you read on the internet are made up.